I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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