HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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