I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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