yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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