There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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