is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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