At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
