so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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