i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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