Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
