if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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