I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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