And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My liver just had a heart attack.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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