plz talk dirty to me
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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