...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Randomize
