Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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