Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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