talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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