My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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