are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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