Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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