i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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