AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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