Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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