I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
