i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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