only if we run a train.
done.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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