WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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