paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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