Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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