I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Randomize
