I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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