so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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