Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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