There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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