No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
