You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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