Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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