you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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