Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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