im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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