I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
