I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Randomize
