? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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