I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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