Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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