it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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