KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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