Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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