your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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