We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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