thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Randomize
