just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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